How would you describe a beautiful woman? The American media-complex puts forth its definition of female beauty, and shocker-alert, it is equated with money: Botox injections 600.00, boob jobs, 5-10,000.00, hair styling, well, I once watched a “behind the stars” type of show that said Victoria Beckham spent 50,000 on her hair per year. Sheesh. In the amount of characters it takes you to tweet (140), give us your definition of female beauty. Here Denise Duhamel explores this notion, taking scissors to prescriptions of beauty:
Fat Fashionista
O Gucci, Diesel, Calvin Klein, and your teeny garb. Even you, frolicking Betsey Johnson. I saved two years to buy one of your dresses only to find that none of them fit. O Victoria Secret with your tiny panties that only stretch so far. O skinny jeans, halters, and bikinis. O Anne Klein, Versace, Guess, Ralph Lauren! I can only window shop unless I diet—and what would be the pleasure in that? O Marc Jacobs, Valentino, Dolce and Gabbana, Stella McCartney, let me tell you—there was a time when I had my own private designer, my grandmother Bertha Bourgeois and her aqua Singer. Even when she worked from a Butterick pattern, she pinned the crepe paper to me first and made any adjustments. All my clothes were custom—I could be an apple, a pear, a turtle, any shape I wanted. My designer didn’t care. I strutted the vinyl carpet runner that lead from her hallway to the living room wearing her latest creation. Every season I picked my fabric and consulted with BB who took to it with chalk, her pinking sheers cutting along the bias.
Denise Duhamel is the author of numerous collections of poetry, including:
Blowout (University of Pittsburgh, 2013),
Ka-Ching! (University of Pittsburgh, 2009),
Two and Two (2005), and
Mille et un sentiments (Firewheel Editions, 2005). Four of her poems were included in the 2013 edition of
Ping-Pong. She is a poet whose voice invites others to enter into the conversation. She rocks.